I finally have a weekend where I can go crazy. My wife is out of town visiting friends in Kansas City. Imagine all of the trouble I can get in. Of course, I probably won’t even leave the house. I’d love to sleep late, but that probably won’t happen. I’ll catch up on some work, but that’s what I do most weekends. Sadly, my party days are long behind me. I’m so lame I don’t even know how to cut loose…